guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?
What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”
What if people didn’t obsess over every tiny made up detail about minor characters?
What if I launched you into the sun? Neither option is very likely.
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
And apparently there was a big legislative fight about regulating that.
You know, I really thought this scene was funny before I remembered something
that’s not Moody. That’s Barry Crouch jr
BCJ, the staunch Voldemort follower
the staunch Voldemort follower that is probably really mad at everyone who said they were under the imperius curse when they followed Voldemort
the same guy who was probably so mad he would be willing to get revenge on anything close to the original subject
Draco is Lucius’ son